Precocious is an adjective people have used to describe me ever since I can remember. I didn’t wear cool adult clothes like Manny on “Modern Family.” I didn’t star in a major movie before I was 10 years old like Dakota Fanning. Still, I had to be pretty mature for my age to outsmart [...]

This entry was posted on Monday, May 30th, 2011 at 4:45 pm and is filed under Adolescent, Hormones Endocrine, Sex Issues. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

“One thousand weeds in the lawn, one thousand nasty weeds. Take one out, pass it about, 999 weeds in the lawn.”
Yes, I sing my own variation of “99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall” while I do yard work. Our large lawn looks like the backdrop of a post-apocalyptic Mad Max movie.
So I’ve been pulling [...]

This entry was posted on Sunday, May 29th, 2011 at 7:20 pm and is filed under Emergencies, Toxins. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

Cooking isn’t a passion of mine, but I do enjoy feeding people. I wish I were Bobby Flay so my guests would salivate a week ahead of time in anticipation of my dinner party. Instead, I get a few modest burps after dinner. I think I make overall good food, but it isn’t J-Wow-alicious! [...]

This entry was posted on Sunday, May 22nd, 2011 at 12:55 pm and is filed under Patient Behavior, author's viewpoint. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

Friends is a show I just never appreciated. You remember: that’s the show where three men and three women live in NYC without having any significant gay friends. That’s like living in the Big Apple and never eating in a Jewish deli or screaming for a taxi.
Nevertheless, our friends are important. My BFF in medical [...]

This entry was posted on Sunday, May 15th, 2011 at 11:10 am and is filed under Cancer, Men's Issues. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

Reincarnation doesn’t sound appealing to me. For example, it seems all the Hollywood stars were kings or some other fantastic legends in past lives. Why couldn’t they have just been ho-hum people? However, if reincarnation does exist, in my past lives, I’d like to have been Cary Grant, and before that Abe Lincoln, and before [...]

This entry was posted on Sunday, May 15th, 2011 at 11:00 am and is filed under Infections. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

Pamela Anderson is one of the biggest blond bombshells in the history of Hollywood. I have never watched an episode of Baywatch, but I still know her famous look in the red swimsuit while carrying that funny little floating device that looks like a huge suppository.
In 2002, she announced to [...]

This entry was posted on Sunday, May 1st, 2011 at 11:05 am and is filed under Digestive System, Infections. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.