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Pilonidal Cyst | A Pain in the Butt

“Crack is whack,” according to once diva superstar Whitney Houston. Some other cracks are really bad: crack in your windshield, crack in your fine china, step on a crack break your mother’s back–
Other cracks are good: crack a smile, crack up at a good joke, cheese and crack…ers.
What about the gluteal cleft, otherwise known [...]

Edema | More than a swollen head

Ex-Governor Eliot Spitzer must have had a pretty big ego to think he could hire prostitutes and not get caught. Hello! But then again, it seems most powerful people get a swollen head and feel untouchable-until they get a swollen lip when they get caught. Perhaps if the head did visibly [...]

Mold | Break Free From The Mold

Jell-O molds make most people happy. Seafood served in a lobster shape on the buffet table makes the dish fun. Fruit cocktail in a Bundt-shaped green mold is a classic at any potluck. “Watch it wiggle, see it jiggle–”
There’s always room for Jell-O, but what if the mold in your house is not Jell-O brand [...]

Neti Pot | The Snot Machine

Neti Pots sold out for weeks after Dr. Oz on Oprah showed the world how using them helps allergies. (Grr, what does Dr. Oz have that I don’t– well, besides Oprah Winfrey?)
Need a nasal douche for your allergies?
My doctor father had me doing nasal douches way before America caught onto the Neti Pot. In fact, [...]

Endocannabinoids | Can you lose weight with “anti-marijuana” medicine?

Endocannabinoids: losing weight?
Rosie O’Donnell and Donald Trump need to hash it out more so they can continue to irritate America! C’mon, Donald! You’re a rich successful man and, yes, your last name is “Trump, but you’re acting more like Donald Duck.
Lionel Ritchie needs to hash it out with his daughter, Nicole. Personally, I wouldn’t [...]

Lung Cancer in Nonsmokers | An Unfortunate Surprise

“Speechless” is a glam-rock type of song from the one, the only: Lady Gaga. Love Lady Gaga. Want to see her perform in Atlantic City, but I can’t find anyone to join me to see her brilliance. I wonder if Thomas Jefferson will be speechless when she performs at John Paul Jones Arena.
Many things [...]

Night Sweats | New Sheets Please!

I think I have a PhD in sweating. When I was in a show choir in high school, I used to sweat more than Tina Turner + Bruce Springsteen on stage. When I’d play golf (the most evil sport in the entire world), my head looked like Niagara Falls. To this day, I cannot [...]