Las Vegas is sin city? It’s been four years since I’ve been to Vegas, and to me it’s pretty cleaned up. (Although to some people, that’s like saying a brothel going from cash to credit card is cleaned up.)
For example, it was almost impossible to find a raunchy postcard to send to relatives. [...]

This entry was posted on Sunday, October 26th, 2008 at 9:42 am and is filed under Psych. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

“Cry me a river, cry me a river, I cried a river over youuuuuuuuuuu!” Go, Barbra Streisand.
We cry for many reasons: sadness, joy, relief, anger, Clay Aiken finally coming out. (Clay, we love you! Congratulations for being honest and brave!) Weddings are notorious vales of tears, which is why waterproof mascara is essential [...]

This entry was posted on Sunday, October 19th, 2008 at 8:46 am and is filed under Patient Behavior, Psych. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

Mosquitoes must serve some purpose in the ecosystem, but I value them as much as much as Courtney Love valued her dead husband’s stolen ashes. (Who loses their spouse’s ashes? I guess it doesn’t matter since Kurt Cobain must be in Nirvana. Also who smokes their father’s ashes… besides Keith Richards?)
Back to the subject, [...]

This entry was posted on Saturday, October 11th, 2008 at 5:13 pm and is filed under Infections. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

Oil changes used to be recommended every 7,000 miles when I first started driving. Now it is every 3,000 miles! I HATE getting my oil changed because it is like shopping at a warehouse: you go in to buy milk and end up leaving with a pool table in addition. “Oh, you can get [...]

This entry was posted on Saturday, October 4th, 2008 at 7:03 am and is filed under Health & Wellness. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.