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Lice – A “Lousey” Condition

“I’m hairy noon and night. Hair that’s a fright. I’m hairy high and low. Don’t ask me why. Don’t know” (Hair, the musical).
At my school, Denison University, when we produced Hair, they actually had a nude scene, though the lights were spinning all over the place, and I could tell a bum bum [...]

Sunburn – Toasted and Baked

Sunburn makes me realize how often people slap me. “Hey mate!” Slap on the singed shoulder. “Can you believe that!” Slap on the red thigh. “Give me a hug!” Slap Slap Slap on the burned back.
Remember on I Love Lucy when sunburned Lucy wore a tweed dress on the runway? She walked like domo [...]

When Doctor Becomes Patient

Do doctors make the worst patients? I’m sitting in my hotel room in Utah with ice on my elevated right knee. Torn ACL, chipped bone on my tibia, and possible torn lateral collateral ligament. Yippee, everybody dance now!
After skiing for four fabulous days, I fell at Snowbird while doing nothing and twisted my knee. [...]

Vitamin D Deficiency – No bones about it

“I’m walking on sunshine, Wooah, And don’t it feel good!” Remember Katrina and The Waves? Oh, you don’t? So many one-hit wonders. I don’t know if it would be worse to never have a big song or to think you have it “made in the shade” and then never walk on sunshine again. [...]

Syphilis on the Rise

Ice cream–just love it! But I don’t eat a whole lot of it for health reasons. Skiing-exhilarating ! Well, until I tore my ACL and had surgery because a stupid snowman pushed me (I’m sticking with this story). TV-entertaining ! Though after a while I feel like my IQ drops 100 points, and [...]