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Kerri-Lee Halkett & Dr. Hong talk about: Exercise can beat Obesity Gene, Removing Ovaries Can Save Lives for Women with BRCA Mutations, & IUDs Are Back

Kerri-Lee Halkett and John Hong, MD discuss three studies. Obesity genes can be thwarted with exercise. Women with BRCA mutations can live longer with removal of ovaries. And IUDs are becoming popular again.

Dengue | The Mosquitoes Are Here!

Mosquitoes! I hate them. There can be 100 people in a room and one mosquito, and I will be the only one in that room bitten. Once bitten, twice– not shy, itchy! I used to swell up from mosquito bites like Tom Cruise’s ego. I have a can of “Off!” everywhere I go– even that [...]

Chronic Fatigue Syndrome, Bottled Tea, and Text Messaging | Fox29 August 25, 2010

Chronic Fatigue Syndrome has no cure or effective treatment. Hopefully a new retrovirus might shed light on its cause and lead to a cure. | Tea is for intellectuals and coffee is for hard workers (like myself). However, the polyphenols that improved cholesterol, fight cancer and heart disease, aren’t that high [...]

Male Infertility | Stop Swimming Around the Issue

I’m writing this article on Father’s day, when men all over the country celebrate the joys of parenthood. But what happens when a man cannot have a baby?
Oh, I know a man doesn’t get pregnant— well, unless he’s Thomas Beatie, a female-to-male transgender. I mean some men are unable to impregnate a woman. One of [...]

Flu Shots, Whooping Cough, & Moose Arthritis | Fox 29 August 18

Flu shots are already available? You have to be kidding me! My own office doesn’t even have flu shots yet. You don’t want to get a flu shot too early because then you won’t be protected by the flu in the spring. CDC recommends flu shot November to March. | [...]

Bullies | Patients Who Are Bullies

Bullies. Do you know some or have you known some? Normally when you think of a bully, you think of a kid, but trust me: there are plenty of adult bullies. My fifth-grade reading teacher used to call me racists names (though always Chinese and Japanese because he didn’t know what Korean was). Mind you, [...]

Botulism | Food Poison That Will Stop You Dead in Your Tracks

Botox for the face is the number-one non-surgical cosmetic procedure. It’s like “Take that frown and turn it upside down” because it paralyzes the muscles– although depending on where the Botox is used, both happy and frustrated faces can be erased.
A recent a study indicates emotions might be blunted because of this Botox effect. [...]

Pea in a…LUNG! | Antibiotic Resistant E. Coli | Menstrual Cramp & The Brain

Pea and The Princess is one thing, but a pea in the lung is more than bizarre. Watch about the man in Cape Cod who had a pea plant found inside his lung. | NDM-1 gene is making E. Coli resistant to some antibiotics, like some staph. This could be bad news. | [...]

Nails Salons & Cancer, Good/Bad Bacteria, Honest Weight | Fox29 News August 4 2010

I didn’t know nail salons use UV light to dry certain types of nail treatments. But can UV light put a nail in your coffin…by skin cancer? | Bacteria is changing in our bodies, and does this change our health? | More people are being honest about being obese, but do people really [...]

Depression in Men | Men are from Mars

Flip? What does it meant to be flip? Supermodel and phone-throwing Naomi Campbell flipped in Culture Club’s “I’ll Tumble 4 Ya” video. (That was before the age of the flip phone.) Some people flip the bird, which I’m sure the Audobon society frowns upon. A flip jump in [...]

Trichomonas | A Tricky STD

Trick or Treat! Smell my feet. Give me something good to eat. (Ah, to be a kid again!) Thinking about it, isn’t it coercion to threaten to toilet-paper people’s houses or soap their windows if they don’t fork over some candy?
“Give me candy or you can Hershey Kiss this place goodbye.”
I must admit I haven’t [...]

5 Second Rule | Is it valid?

July 21, Kerri-Lee of Fox29 and I discuss the 5 Second Rule. True there are bacteria on the floor and even your kitchen counter that can get you sick. I would never eat anything dropped on the street or ground. But is it really that much of a risk to eat something like [...]

Huntington’s Disease (HD) | A Genetic Disaster

“Inheritance is the retirement plan for “gold diggers.”
As much fun as I thought Anna Nicole Smith was, let’s face it: she wouldn’t have married a man 63 years older than she was (wasn’t he 88 when she pushed his wheelchair down the aisle?) if he weren’t a billionaire. (On the flip side, he [...]

Fox29 | Weight Loss Pill, Cell Phone and Brain Cancer, Alzheimer’s Early Detection

Fox29 | Weight Loss Pill, Cell Phone and Brain Cancer, Alzheimer’s Early Detection

Attention Deficit Disorder (ADD) | Huh?

“Huh?” Isn’t that likely the most used word today?
With smart phones, computers, music videos flashing different shots every other second, news info crawling under the news anchors themselves, and satellite radio beeping you when a favorite song plays on a different station, is it any surprise we’re distracted?
I used to think a lady [...]

Carotid Endarterectomy | Clogged Neck Arteries

To stick out your neck for others is a noble thing to do– most of the time. It’s good to stick out your neck for a friend in danger, like for Rihanna. It might not be a good idea to stick out your neck for a friend who is a thief and a liar, like [...]

Contact Lens Disasters

The Acropolis is one of the most amazing places I’ve been. As a college student, I went to Greece on a three-week Classics Studies Tour in 1987, and Athens was hot and polluted even back then. Sweat made my glasses slide off my little Asian nose like toddlers down a water park ride.
I didn’t [...]

LDL | Bad Cholesterol

LOL. If you don’t know what that means, then you probably don’t own a smart phone or use Internet social networks.
Someone told me for a year he thought it meant “Lots of Love.” It means “Laughing Out Loud,” although honestly, I don’t think most people are “ha-ha’ing” when they type LOL. I know I’m [...]

Januvia for Diabetes

Eating habits are very interesting. Some people don’t let food on their plate touch-so much for peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Some people won’t eat meat if the bone is still attached-so much for T-bone steaks. I know some who graze like Elsie the cow but won’t sit down for dinner with the [...]

Fox29 Philadelphia | Botox, Depression, Colon Bacteria

Gastritis | Follow Your Gut Feeling and See the Doctor

“Can you stomach it?” That’s a very good question.
Having a lot of fortitude is a good thing, but some things are over the top. Enron didn’t prepare most people to stomach the alleged crimes of Goldman Sachs. No matter how many episodes of What Not to Wear, I sometimes can’t stomach how some ladies [...]

Diabetic Foot Ulcer | Do Not Open Mouth Insert Foot

Open mouth, insert foot. Have you ever been in a situation where you wanted to die because you said something inappropriate?
Some friends threw a farewell party for me in LA when I finished residency. Not that I was a Chatty Cathy, but– I said to a couple of my friends across the dinner table, [...]

Diverticulitis | Pimples of the Colon

Heidi Klum, former supermodel and host of Project Runway, says, “In fashion, one day you’re in, the next you’re out.” She’s right— look at designer Isaac Mizrahi. One day he was in Nieman Marcus; now he’s in Target.
In his documentary, Unzipped, Mizrahi introduced us to the world of high fashion and dealing with supermodels like [...]

Abdominal Aortic Aneurysm | AAA is not a battery

AAA, C, 9-volt, Lithium batteries: Why are there so many different types? The problem with having so many different types of batteries is that you never have the one you need.
Sure, that Energizer Bunny keeps going, and going, and going– but the commercial doesn’t show you scrambling around to find the right type of [...]

Pilonidal Cyst | A Pain in the Butt

“Crack is whack,” according to once diva superstar Whitney Houston. Some other cracks are really bad: crack in your windshield, crack in your fine china, step on a crack break your mother’s back–
Other cracks are good: crack a smile, crack up at a good joke, cheese and crack…ers.
What about the gluteal cleft, otherwise known [...]

Edema | More than a swollen head

Ex-Governor Eliot Spitzer must have had a pretty big ego to think he could hire prostitutes and not get caught. Hello! But then again, it seems most powerful people get a swollen head and feel untouchable-until they get a swollen lip when they get caught. Perhaps if the head did visibly [...]

Mold | Break Free From The Mold

Jell-O molds make most people happy. Seafood served in a lobster shape on the buffet table makes the dish fun. Fruit cocktail in a Bundt-shaped green mold is a classic at any potluck. “Watch it wiggle, see it jiggle–”
There’s always room for Jell-O, but what if the mold in your house is not Jell-O brand [...]

Neti Pot | The Snot Machine

Neti Pots sold out for weeks after Dr. Oz on Oprah showed the world how using them helps allergies. (Grr, what does Dr. Oz have that I don’t– well, besides Oprah Winfrey?)
Need a nasal douche for your allergies?
My doctor father had me doing nasal douches way before America caught onto the Neti Pot. In fact, [...]

Endocannabinoids | Can you lose weight with “anti-marijuana” medicine?

Endocannabinoids: losing weight?
Rosie O’Donnell and Donald Trump need to hash it out more so they can continue to irritate America! C’mon, Donald! You’re a rich successful man and, yes, your last name is “Trump, but you’re acting more like Donald Duck.
Lionel Ritchie needs to hash it out with his daughter, Nicole. Personally, I wouldn’t [...]

Lung Cancer in Nonsmokers | An Unfortunate Surprise

“Speechless” is a glam-rock type of song from the one, the only: Lady Gaga. Love Lady Gaga. Want to see her perform in Atlantic City, but I can’t find anyone to join me to see her brilliance. I wonder if Thomas Jefferson will be speechless when she performs at John Paul Jones Arena.
Many things [...]

Night Sweats | New Sheets Please!

I think I have a PhD in sweating. When I was in a show choir in high school, I used to sweat more than Tina Turner + Bruce Springsteen on stage. When I’d play golf (the most evil sport in the entire world), my head looked like Niagara Falls. To this day, I cannot [...]

Endometriosis | A pain in the…pelvis

Cloris Leachman is very funny. High Anxiety proved it. Remember those pointy breasts as Nurse Diesel? Still, I didn’t know how raunchy she could be until I saw her roast Bob Saget. Oooh, child!
Then she kept the censors for Dancing with the Stars jumping every time she was on air this past season [...]

Quit Smoking | Cold Turkey

“Smokin’ in the Boys Room” is a pretty popular song. “Everybody knows that smokin’ ain’t allowed in school.” (Didn’t the songwriter know “ain’t” ain’t a word?)
One of my classmates got caught smoking when he was 10 years old. Do you know what his father did to punish him? He made him smoke two packs [...]

MVP | Mitral Valve Prolapse, not Most Valuable Player

Most people think MVP stands for “Most Valuable Player,” but not me. I don’t watch any sports except figure skating and gymnastics during the Olympics, and tennis. (BTW, Kim Yu Na is the Olympic Gold Medalist in figure skating. Go, Korean sista, go!)
Back to MVP: should there really be such an honor? Why do [...]

Eustachian Tube Dysfunction (Video) | Ears Burning?

Ears burning? Maybe someone is talking about you! It’s like that Bonnie Raitt song, “Something to Talk About.” Or– could it be that you’re paranoid or super egocentric?
Really, in the end, it doesn’t matter what people think about you– but then again, as I’ve learned on Wisteria Lane (i.e. Desperate Housewives), it does [...]

Know Your Meds | The Case of the Mistaken Pill

Mistaken identity is pretty common. Don’t you hate it when you think you see a friend, and you call out her name and wave– only to receive a puzzled response from a complete stranger?
In that situation, you can a) Pretend you’re trying to greet someone else in the room, so the stranger doesn’t think [...]

Nasal Polyps | And other nose traffic jams

Maggie Moo, our beloved hound, sniffs everything. Her nose is like a bank of knowledge. We can drive somewhere, and without even looking out the window, she can smell where she is. If we drive to the vet, her nose tips her off, and she starts to shake with dread. When we drive to the [...]

Fecal Incontinence | More than just a slip

“Let Go and Let God” is an expression I’ve heard for a couple of decades. I still haven’t mastered it. Actually, I can’t really say I’m trying to master it. Well, really… oh, never mind. The point is that some things are just out of our control, like the weather, traffic, and Lindsay [...]

Peyronie’s Disease | Nature throwing men a curve ball

Crooked teeth, crooked painting on the wall, Enron executives. There are many crooked things in life. I had crooked teeth most of my life until I got braces at the age of 36. I wear my retainer every single dingle night to keep them straight– the only thing straight about me.
What happens with [...]

Treating Menstrual Cramps | More than a cramp in your style

“Cramp your style? Someone pulling you off stage while you’re singing karaoke can cramp your style. Your spouse telling you that your next business venture must have come from a brain-injured baboon can cramp your style. A co-worker who sarcastically asks if you have a mirror at home can cramp your style.
What happens if [...]

Fiber Video| It’s more than a gas!

“Beans, Beans, the musical fruit. The more you eat, the more you toot.” Every kid has chanted this mantra on the playground at least once.
There are many types of beans: lima beans, kidney beans, navy beans, L.L. Bean, les-beans.
But I don’t know too many people who eat beans. I don’t eat many beans myself, [...]

Sleep Deprived | Lack of sleep can be a real snore

Sleepy? My best friend in medical school and I used to study in the basement of the medical school library. The desks were like little cubicles to ensure privacy, although they made me feel like a horse with blinders on.
A library being a library, it was very quiet — with one exception. Snoooooooore!!!! One dude [...]

Cholera | Diarrhea that kills

Good vibes? Bad vibes? Don’t we all have a sixth sense at times? The problem is that sometimes we don’t listen to our inner voice. We follow a slick vibe, like investing in Enron or hanging out with people who are more toxic than Love Canal in the ’70s.
I watched a movie with Naomi [...]

Food Poisoning

What can you do to prevent getting food poisoining? It is no fun to eat something bad and end of vomiting and having diarrhea.

Hepatitis B | Liver has never tasted so bad

Chopped liver? When we feel undervalued, we sometimes ask, “What am I– chopped liver?” I don’t think the liver should be referenced as something undervalued, as it’s a vital organ that filters the junk in our blood. (Too bad it doesn’t filter the emotional vomit on today’s blogs and in those with [...]

Cervical Dystonia | A Pain in the Neck!

Pain in the neck? A human resource specialist told me that 95 percent of his work is dealing with the 5 percent of employees who are a pain in the neck.
Albert Einstein said something like five minutes with a bore seems like an hour, yet one hour in the company of a beautiful woman [...]

Fungal Skin Infections | There is a Fungus Amungus

Gold medals are gold for a reason. However, my skating coach said to me, “Competing is not about winning a medal. It’s about doing your best.” I replied, “If medals aren’t important, then why are they so shiny?” They aren’t made of tin or stone.
So somehow I came up with the crazy idea [...]

Stress | Stressors in Life

Alice Doesn’t Live Here Anymore is a very interesting movie. Ellen Burstyn won an Oscar for best actress in 1975. (But she wasn’t there! I could have had Ebola virus and would still have shown up. Martin Scorsese, the director, accepted the Oscar for her.)
In this movie, her spouse dies at work. She [...]

Hemochromotosis | Too Much Iron!

When I was a kid, I used to read everything from Spider-Man to X-Men, but Iron Man was never one of my favorite comic book heroes. Who would have imagined in years to come that all these superheroes’ stories would become blockbuster movies? I guess it’s like Bonnie Tyler’s hit song, “I Need a [...]

Sweet Drinks | Are you drinking yourself to obesity?

“Mocha choca lata ya ya.” Sing it, Lady Marmalade!
I never knew what a mocha was until I was in college. (Then again, I didn’t know what brie was either, until one time when I ate practically an entire wheel at a college function. Mmm.) Back then, coffee was something that came from a [...]

Gambling Problem

Las Vegas is sin city? It’s been four years since I’ve been to Vegas, and to me it’s pretty cleaned up. (Although to some people, that’s like saying a brothel going from cash to credit card is cleaned up.)
For example, it was almost impossible to find a raunchy postcard to send [...]

Frostbite | Chilling Facts

Freezer burn is a tradition in every household. We visited a friend’s mother-in-law’s house a while back. There was a huge freezer in the basement, and I thought about all the shows and movies where people hide a dead body in the freezer. So as a joke I opened it up, ready to pretend [...]

GERD is the Word | Heartburn isn’t the only symptom

Pineapple upside down cake was something I had never experienced until my TV news producer asked me to talk about Gastroesophageal Reflux Disease (GERD) with a cookbook author. I had never heard of this cook (her name escapes me– well, more likely the trauma created by her has caused a mental block. For artistic [...]

Amendment 1 in Virginia | It hurts all Virginians

“Virginia is for Lovers”? Can I sue the Commonwealth of Virginia for false advertising? (BTW, does anyone know the difference between a State and a Commonwealth?)
Virginia needs to change the state motto to “Virginia is for legally married couples. Forget being in a long-term relationship that’s not one of those: you can’t make a [...]

Heart Attack | Acute Coronary Syndrome

Chest pains: yes, certain things give me chest pains. People who don’t put their shopping cart away! Grocery stores should handcuff the cart to such patrons and un-handcuff them when they return the cart. Litter bugs! Can’t you put your cigarette in your ashtray for proper disposal later? The highway is not a [...]

Art of Medicine | Has it become all about labs and tests?

Layoffs are all about numbers: profit and losses. When the losses are more than the profits, jobs are lost. The people I know who have been laid off pretty much know it wasnt personal. In fact, the people who laid them off are often anonymous executives who dont have a clue about their employees.
Nonetheless, [...]

Heat Stroke & Heat Exhaustion Video | It’s too damn hot!

When I was a child in New York City, my parents actually belonged to a country club. I remember these ladies with B-52 beehive hairdos in their swimsuits lying on the pool chairs. It was from these ladies that I learned the sidestroke.
Here’s how it works. The ladies would dip their polished toenails [...]

Miscarriage | More common than most realize

“Baby, baby. Where did our love go?” “Baby,come back!” “Baby face, you’ve got the cutest little baby face.”
There are more songs that use the word “baby,” than smokers who throw their cigarettes out the car window. (Hello! You have an ashtray.)
So many people want to have a baby– maybe not the child as [...]

Neuropathy | Out of Touch

iTouch and iPhone have some competition now: myTouch.
My goodness– um, not a new phone. I have an iPhone and love, love, love it. I touch the screen and voila, it does what I want! Forget actually calling someone. It offers email, the Internet, text messaging, photographs, fun and informative applications, and more. It [...]

Hemorrhoids Are a Pain in the… | Video

POP is such a powerful word. You want things to visually POP out, like a bright tie in contrast to a dark shirt. For my webpage design, I used Opti-POP to make such I wouldn’t be ignored like Glen Close in Fatal Attraction. As a kid, I loved my [...]

Public Option | Health Care in Crisis

The Bank of America should be renamed to Bank of Paying Executives Big Money. Ken Lewis, BOA CEO, is stepping down with a $53 million pension plan– ah, when he’s already worth $125 million! So it’s pretty clear that some of that rescue money from the $700 billion bailout is going to his mansion [...]

Hyperhydrosis | Sweaty Armpits, Hands and Feet

Sweaty hands? Feel the pressure? When I was younger, I used to sweat at the drop of a hat. In high school, I was in a show choir, “The Top 20.” One dreaded night just before a performance, I ripped my pants in a bad place, but in Ethel Merman style, the show [...]

H1N1 Vaccine | When Pigs Fly

Tyra Banks made quite a spectacle of herself when she wore a bathing suit on her show. She told people who think she’s fat that they can kiss her fat *#^!, and she slapped her heinie. Hell has no fury like a diva scorned.
I don’t know how people can get on a stage, wear high [...]

Lactose Intolerance | Or should we really say lactose tolerance lucky

“Got Milk?” is probably one of the best ads ever. The milk mustache, though, is kind of weird to see on supermodels and athletes. But then again, as I get older I see that I’m starting to spill food and miss my mouth more often when I eat and drink. (Why does this happen [...]

Hypothyroidism | Slooooow Doooown

“Slow down, you move too fast. You’ve got to make the morning laaaaast.”
Simon and Garfunkel wrote some pretty amazing songs. But things are much more fast-paced now than they were back in their heyday. Don’t believe me? If music videos flash so fast they can induce seizures…well, that’s Usain Bolt [...]

Addiction

Addiction to drugs leads to a path of wanting more: more drugs, more often. It is a chronic disease of impaired control of using drugs/alcohol despite the harm they cause. The repeated use of the substance comes from craving and/or the compulsive need to use it whether from physical or psychological dependence.

Childhood Obesity & Diabetes | Turning into Sugar Babies

Type II Diabetes was called “Adult Onset Diabetes,” but it isn’t anymore because it’s now occurring and increasing in children and adolescents. In fact, one study shows that with the current trends in childhood/adolescent obesity, 40-50 percent of babies born after the year 2000 will develop Type II Diabetes in their lifetimes.

Internet & Health Information | Did you get your info at WrongDiagnosis.com?

the internet is used for med info for four main reasons. Fifty percent of internet users search for med info.

Dr. Know It All | Not Really But We Try

Embarrassing things happen all the time in everyday life. I’m trying to play more tennis, and right now my skills are mediocre at best. Recently I chipped a shot beautifully into the backhand corner against my tennis buddy.
“Wow,” I thought to myself, “that was a great shot!” My brief moment of glory ended [...]

Ischemia | When the Heart Suffocates

Six Feet Under is probably my favorite television series ever. The Fisher & Sons Funeral Home was not a fun place like a disco club or an amusement park, but it was a quite interesting. In the very first episode, Nathaniel Fisher, the father of the family, is driving his brand-new hearse and smoking [...]

Mercury Poisoning | Not Freddy Mercury

Planets are pretty fascinating. Don’t you think it is amazing there are other planets, suns, and moons? Not to sound like Katherine Hepburn (remember, Barbara Walters asked her if she were a tree, what kind would she be?), but if I were a planet, I would definitely be Mercury, named after the Roman messenger [...]

Keloids | Scar Light Scar Bright

“I’m scarred for life.” Not “scared” as in, “Run, Forrest, Run,” but as in, “You hurt me. You hurt me bad!”
Scars never really go away. They can diminish, but a scar is a scar: Al Pacino, Scarface– Batman’s Two Face– Joan Rivers– Oh, wait, those are multiple face lifts.
Remember in Lethal Weapon (I [...]

Chronic Kidney Disease Video | Slow Kidneys

Pâté is not politically correct food because of what is done to poor Mrs. Goose. Personally I think eating liver is like eating toenails or something. But then again some people eat pig’s feet, so we all have our preferences, including me.
Back in Kenton, OH, my terrorizing classmates would ridicule [...]

Cellulitis | Skin infection making skin red and hot

Red is a bold color. You have to be brave to wear an all-red outfit. How many men have you seen wear a red suit, besides The Joker and Elton John?
I wear red ties. I don’t have any red pants or shirts. Shoe colors are “cordovan” or “ox blood,” but not red. Better [...]

Kidney Stones (Video) | Ouch, Ow, Painful! Not fun like The Rollling Stones

“Those who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones.” As if!
Quite a few people seem to believe their houses are made of Pyrex, so they get out their slings like David going after Goliath. That’s why politicians shouldn’t have negative campaign ads-it ends up like two nasty high school girls fighting to [...]

Pulmonary Embolism | A Clot to the Lungs

“Scab” is such an interesting word. I remember the culture shock in third grade when we moved from the Big Apple to Nowhereland, Ohio– and the shock was more for them than us. They looked and talked to us like we were Martians. (”We come in peace, but if you aren’t peaceful, I’m going [...]

Body-Mass Index and Mortality in Korean Men and Women | Video

Korean as I am, I’m not very Korean. I didn’t learn the language, so all my relatives call me “stupid” in Korean. I don’t even know how to spell “stupid” in Korean– something like “pa-bow.” (Note: 9/27/09 – I have been learning Korean the past year. Not good at it but [...]

Obesity Raising Healthcare Costs | Turning Dollars to Pounds

Cindy Crawford is a very smart supermodel. Is that an oxymoron? She married Richard Gere: smart Hollywood move. She was the #1 paid human mannequin. (I would love to be paid $10,000 to walk down a runway in underwear– ummm, let me think about that more.)
She endorsed many products to make millions of [...]

Laryngitis | Shhhhh…

Vertebral Fractures | The Back Crack From Hades

“Step on a crack, Break your mother’s back.” You know, just because something rhymes doesn’t mean it makes sense. I’ll tell you what will break your mother’s back: moving back into her house– when you’re 40 years old! Okay, more likely osteoporosis will break your mother’s (or father’s) back, but what is the deal [...]

Lead Poisoning Video | A Heavy Topic

Do you have a lead foot? My brother and I learned to drive in rural Ohio from parents who used to drive in New York City. So we didn’t have just lead in our feet. We had lead, uranium, titanium, and Rush Limbaugh’s gigantically obscene belly in our feet. Imagine the terror we created [...]

Lose Weight

Some Tips on how to lose weight….and keep it off

Advanced Directives | It Doesn’t Mean “Pull The Plug On Grandma”

“Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer” is an interesting song. Maybe opponents of End of Life (EOL) counseling should use that melody for “Pull the plug on my dear old grandma.” Hmm, something tells me no one will be singing that song during Christmas.
And I don’t think Rudolph would intentionally run over [...]

STD | Crossing Fingers During Sex Won’t Prevent Catching These Cooties

Sex is such an interesting topic. There are talk shows solely about sex. I remember in ninth grade we had sex education in my little uber-conservative hometown. I was shocked they offered it. Most folks in my hometown believed babies came from a stork. Our very nice physical education teacher did a great job [...]

Male Sexual Dysfunction Video – Lost your steam? | Erectile Dysfunction | ED

Male sexual dysfunction starts at age 40 and gets worse each decade. Erectile dysfunction occurs 47% of men 55 or older. ED is 40% in men who are 40.
Conjunction junction, Erectile dysfunction.” I don’t think my changing the lyrics of this School House Rock song would go over very well. I think Superhero Verb [...]

Carbon Monoxide Poisoning | What a Gas!

Suffocating personalities. I’m sure you know some people who choke the life out of you. They stop by your house without notice, and then expect you to feed them. Phone calls after 10pm and voice mails: “Hi, why haven’t you returned any of my 15 calls today?”
You’re always at fault, and they’re perfect, [...]

Medicare Part D Video | What a Donut HOLE

Medicare D is a prescription program for those with Medicare B or who are eligible for Medicare A. Most of my patients who have Medicare D are dissatisfied. And in 2008 they introduced the stupid Donut Hole. Ugh. Medicare Part D 2007:
Some senior citizens suffer. My parents are in their [...]

Doctor Shopping | It isn’t EBay

AARP Magazine named Charlottesville to be one of the top ten healthiest cities to live. I believe it because there are 10 billion healthcare providers here! C’ville ranks 4th among US metropolitan areas in the number of doctors per capita. So if you are a shopper, C’ville is like northern Virginia’s Tysons Galleria [...]

Falls | As in a person falls, not a waterfall.

Falling and tripping make a lot of people laugh– until it happens to them.
I don’t know why people laugh when they see others get hurt, like on that show America’s Funniest Home Videos. I refuse to watch it because I don’t understand what’s so funny about seeing someone hit the ground. As a [...]